The Mess-Hall Blog

£7.99 is not a lot of moola to splash on a game, well it is if it’s crap – Command and Conquer anyone?
This on the other hand is not a waste of money, brilliant sinlge player, and if you have upto 4 joypads and some beer, it’s gonna be a fantastic night, only beaten by a blowjob from Caprice.
Chris and I have played it constantly for hours, on the same map, same game type and still keep going.
Game types:
Deathmatch – Pretty bloody obvious, kill everyone no on your team
King of the hill – Defend a platform, you score points when the enemy is off it. Simple, keep them away (this one we love).
Capture the Fish – Throw a fish in a basket, and stop them from doing the same. Trust me, not an easy feat.
Dodgeball – Worth the admitance fee for just this game mode, mad single player, fucking mental 2 or more players.
Dodgeball – Simple, dont get hit with a big blue ball, and hit them with it.

8 Different backgrounds, some play KOTH, some play Dodgeball, like wise with capture the fish.
All the backgrounds are on deathmatch though, but to be honest, dont bother, dodgeball and KOTH are what it’s about.
But you will learn to play if you have a go at deathmatch for a bit.

In comparison to P.A.I.N.
Pain is another great game for mate and beer, but single player is poor and quickly gets stale.
This does’nt, or at least not as quicky.

Sound 10/10
The music is pretty funky mix of 70’s style kung fu theme’s, but it’s the sound effects that will have you reeling in stiches on the floor, the incidental and randomness keep it interesting.

Graphics 7/10
Nothing groundbreaking, but perfect for the games needs.

Plenty of trophies btw for you whores out there.

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